I'm a little worried that there might be more than one dinosaurland in Florida. I'm not condoning arson! (Of course Dean wouldn't burn it down if anyone was inside or anything.) I just imagined what kind of errands The Lord might send them on... and there is some sort of bizarre creationist Dinosaurland that got shut down for tax evasion because they said God was their employer. I couldn't make this stuff up.
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/240802/august-06-2009/yahweh-or-no-way---dinosaur-adventure-land---black-market-kidneys

Castiel will simply not tolerate that kind of thing. Besides, Castiel actually witnessed the little critters crawling up out of the muck, so he's not going to let his name be thrown about by Young Earthers. :P

The one near Winchester is very kitschy and fun.

I'm glad you enjoyed. I tried to read it to myself in Ira Glass voice.... sooooo.... that was my process. :D